Though I thouroughly doubt anyone will participate in this, I will post it just the same.

[1] Put your library on shuffle.
[2] Post the first 2 lines from each of the first 20 songs it plays.
[3] Make people guess. NO CHEATING
[4] Bold it out when someone gets it.
[5] If you know it, feel free to reply!

01) Oh baby, baby.  How was I supposed to know?  That something wasn't right, yea.
~Re-chan

02) I do not need.  A microphone.  My voice is fuckin'...POWERFUL!
~Enigmata-the-Hated

03) Sie stehen eng umschlungen.  Ein Fleischgemisch so reich an Tagen
~TheHeretikzTongue

04) Y'all act like you've never seen a white person before, jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door.
~naughty-nate

05) Once there was a man, who had a little too much time on his hands.  He never stopped to think that he was getting older.

06) I close my eyes.  Only for a moment and the moment's gone.  All my dreams, pass before my eyes a curiosity.

07) Talking away, I don't know what to say.  I'll say it anyway

08) Sie ist ein Modell und sie sieht gut aus.  Ich nehm' sie heut' gerne mit zu mir nach Haus.

09) Dein feuer brennt tief in mir.  Dein licht leuchtet ueber mir.

10) Mr. ___, what they done in your head?  Oh, Mr. ___, did you talk to the dead?

11) A long ass fucking time ago in a town called Kickapoo, there lived humble a family religious through and through
~Enigmata-the-Hated

12) Keine freiheit in leeren augen.  Es ist die wahrheit die zu mir spricht

13) Every day is so wonderful, and suddenly, it's hard to breathe.

14) I am complete!  Fuuuu-uuuu-uuuuck!  Yes you are fucked, shit out of luck, now I'm complete and my cock you will suck.
~Enigmata-the-Hated

15) Это песня о самом красивом / городе в мире. Москва!

16) Sie ist hässlich dass es graut, wenn sie in den Himmel schaut
~TheHeretikzTongue

17) Y'all cant fuck with the Split-Yo-Yo Mafia.  With FSR we're double-teamin' ya.

18) Auch auf den Wellen wird gefochten, Wo Fisch und Fleisch zur See geflochten

19) Alle warten auf das Licht.  Fuerchtet euch, fuerchtet euch nicht.
~TheHeretikzTongue

20) Shine I'll stand by you / Don't try and push me away

Outie 5000.  Peace.